All by myself

If your hubby was up at Scout camp (throwing machetes, eating hot dogs and such) and you found yourself all alone, would you...
...park in the middle of the garage just cause?
...sleep diagonal in the bed?
...eat half a box of Reese cereal with no one judging you from the other couch?
...watch sappy romantic comedies?
...sleep with a golf club next to the bed?
Would you? Don't be silly, of course you would.